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2008-10-24 23:10:23 by Fleshlight

i know you do

you love it


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2008-10-24 23:11:34


the Ultimate Cock Joke

Fleshlight responds:

joke? you think this is all a joke?


2008-10-24 23:37:11

sure do!

Fleshlight responds:

oh yea, look at those ripped abs


2008-10-25 20:10:39

If I asked you if you have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Fleshlight responds: shit, you tricked me...well let's get this rolling *bends over*


2008-11-11 06:50:00


Fleshlight responds:

no. you've gone too far. please leave


2008-11-15 21:56:22

mmm yummy

Fleshlight responds:

are you eyballin my man?


2008-11-15 21:58:43

Big hard muscular throbbing veins but on something like that wow.

Fleshlight responds:

he needs more blood donations so he can keep it going


2008-11-15 22:50:56

Awesome !

He need to be more hairy however...

Fleshlight responds:

ewww...hairy bodies are gross


2008-11-16 01:04:30

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a sex toy designed for use by males. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).

the Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.
He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection"
The Fleshlight is stated to be made of medical and food grade, phthalate-free polymers
According to the Fleshlight website, the insert is not made from latex, plastic or silicone. The Fleshlight FAQ claims the material is "a company secret covered by a series of US patents" but according to the patent itself (which is public), the material is an elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1. Due to the chemical composition of this material, it is only suitable for use with water-based lubricants, as oil-based lubricants or soaps will damage the material permanently.
The Fleshjack brand was launched in April 2007. Fleshjack is essentially the same as a Fleshlight, but specifically targeted toward the homosexual male demographic.
ILF created the Fleshlight Girls brand due to the growing response to introduce actual molds of women's vulvas. Currently, ILF features eight models which include: Kat Young, Lia19, Sandee Westgate, Brooke Skye, Raven Riley, Vanilla Deville, Puma Swede, and their latest addition Paris.

Paris was introduced into the Fleshlight Girls line in September 2008 in an attempt to underscore their newest textured sleeve to be released, the "Lotus". Along with the Lotus, ILF launched a new website for the FLG page featuring a Member's Lounge for V.I.P. pictures and videos of all eight models featured on the site.

Fleshlight responds:

i see you found the copy/paste command


2008-11-16 10:58:42


Fleshlight responds:

i see you are fascinated by this magical creature


2008-11-16 16:18:51

What does its cock look like then? o:

Fleshlight responds:

that costs extra


2008-11-17 16:04:05

That's like a weird perverted Pyramid Head. Cool.

Fleshlight responds:

that's your mum


2008-11-21 23:38:27

Thats so hot.

Fleshlight responds:

it's every male's fantasy


2008-11-22 21:51:39

funny, yet strangely disturbing also. nevertheless I am turned on to the extreame.

Fleshlight responds:

exactly what i was going for


2008-11-26 08:47:51

I do.
Lol sign up date 8/8/08
Fucking bastard.

Fleshlight responds:

hey!...make passionate love to your sofa


2008-11-26 16:25:14

Mr Penis Man

Fleshlight responds:

F Man


2008-12-02 10:12:02

new meaning of dickhead XD

Fleshlight responds:

don't be such a clitorushead


2008-12-02 15:41:31

A dick head???

Fleshlight responds:

no, cocks please


2008-12-10 08:53:49


Fleshlight responds:

woah woah woah!...woah...what?


2008-12-29 04:26:52

You must throw up alot


Fleshlight responds:

how else am i going to get this slender body?


2009-01-08 10:31:17


Fleshlight responds:

creamy goodness


2009-01-20 08:57:37

does... he have... a penis?

Fleshlight responds: have...a penis?