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Fleshlight

you love it

Posted by Fleshlight Oct. 24, 2008 @ 11:10 PM EDT

i know you do

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Updated: 11/26/08 7:00 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

The People Have Spoken

22 Comments

Oct. 24, 2008 | 11:11 PM JakBaronKing says:

LOL

the Ultimate Cock Joke

Oct. 24, 2008 | 11:58 PM Fleshlight responds:

joke? you think this is all a joke?


Oct. 24, 2008 | 11:37 PM Yor-Best-Friend says:

sure do!

Oct. 24, 2008 | 11:59 PM Fleshlight responds:

oh yea, look at those ripped abs


Oct. 25, 2008 | 8:10 PM iCock says:

If I asked you if you have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as your answer to this question?

Oct. 26, 2008 | 12:51 AM Fleshlight responds:

no....aw shit, you tricked me...well let's get this rolling *bends over*


Oct. 27, 2008 | 12:35 AM Xarnor says:

lol dickhead

Oct. 27, 2008 | 11:15 PM Fleshlight responds:

lol ballsacks


Nov. 11, 2008 | 6:50 AM lilcheeselad says:

LOLDONGS

Nov. 15, 2008 | 12:20 AM Fleshlight responds:

no. you've gone too far. please leave


Nov. 15, 2008 | 9:56 PM alexandra159 says:

mmm yummy

Nov. 16, 2008 | 12:47 AM Fleshlight responds:

are you eyballin my man?


Nov. 15, 2008 | 9:58 PM PrinceFlea says:

Big hard muscular throbbing veins but on something like that wow.

Nov. 16, 2008 | 12:48 AM Fleshlight responds:

he needs more blood donations so he can keep it going


Nov. 15, 2008 | 10:50 PM Dalario says:

Awesome !

He need to be more hairy however...

Nov. 16, 2008 | 12:48 AM Fleshlight responds:

ewww...hairy bodies are gross


Nov. 16, 2008 | 1:04 AM bodom-child says:

The Fleshlight (also marketed as the Fleshjack) is a sex toy designed for use by males. The Fleshlight is designed and marketed by Interactive Life Forms (ILF).

the Fleshlight is named for the flesh-like material used in its inner sleeve, as well as the plastic case that houses the sleeve, which is fashioned to look like an oversized flashlight. The inner sleeve is available with vagina, anus, buttocks, mouth and a more discreet slot-shaped orifice (stealth). All inner sleeves also come in a choice of various colors and internal textures.

The Fleshlight was designed by former police officer Steve Shubin who was suffering a period of forced abstinence while his wife was in a high-risk pregnancy.
He was granted a patent in 1998 for his invention, as a "device for discreet sperm collection"
The Fleshlight is stated to be made of medical and food grade, phthalate-free polymers
According to the Fleshlight website, the insert is not made from latex, plastic or silicone. The Fleshlight FAQ claims the material is "a company secret covered by a series of US patents" but according to the patent itself (which is public), the material is an elastomeric gel being formed from a mixture of 90-94% by weight of plasticizing oil and of 5-9% by weight of a block copolymer comprising an admixture of a styrene ethylene butylene styrene block copolymer and a styrene ethylene propylene styrene block copolymer combined in a ratio of 1:5 to 5:1. Due to the chemical composition of this material, it is only suitable for use with water-based lubricants, as oil-based lubricants or soaps will damage the material permanently.
The Fleshjack brand was launched in April 2007. Fleshjack is essentially the same as a Fleshlight, but specifically targeted toward the homosexual male demographic.
ILF created the Fleshlight Girls brand due to the growing response to introduce actual molds of women's vulvas. Currently, ILF features eight models which include: Kat Young, Lia19, Sandee Westgate, Brooke Skye, Raven Riley, Vanilla Deville, Puma Swede, and their latest addition Paris.

Paris was introduced into the Fleshlight Girls line in September 2008 in an attempt to underscore their newest textured sleeve to be released, the "Lotus". Along with the Lotus, ILF launched a new website for the FLG page featuring a Member's Lounge for V.I.P. pictures and videos of all eight models featured on the site.

Nov. 16, 2008 | 10:08 AM Fleshlight responds:

i see you found the copy/paste command


Nov. 16, 2008 | 10:58 AM Harry-Slaughter says:

.........................

Nov. 16, 2008 | 5:12 PM Fleshlight responds:

i see you are fascinated by this magical creature


Nov. 16, 2008 | 4:18 PM Otto says:

What does its cock look like then? o:

Nov. 16, 2008 | 5:12 PM Fleshlight responds:

that costs extra


Nov. 17, 2008 | 4:04 PM Chymo says:

That's like a weird perverted Pyramid Head. Cool.

Nov. 19, 2008 | 8:48 AM Fleshlight responds:

that's your mum


Nov. 21, 2008 | 11:38 PM RedStripedd says:

Thats so hot.

Nov. 22, 2008 | 7:26 PM Fleshlight responds:

it's every male's fantasy


Nov. 22, 2008 | 9:51 PM Fim says:

funny, yet strangely disturbing also. nevertheless I am turned on to the extreame.

Nov. 23, 2008 | 4:52 PM Fleshlight responds:

-funny
-disturbing
-sexy
exactly what i was going for


Nov. 26, 2008 | 8:47 AM Asalraalaikum says:

I do.
Lol sign up date 8/8/08
Fucking bastard.

Nov. 26, 2008 | 10:22 AM Fleshlight responds:

hey!...make passionate love to your sofa


Dec. 2, 2008 | 10:12 AM Giggans says:

new meaning of dickhead XD

Dec. 2, 2008 | 8:16 PM Fleshlight responds:

don't be such a clitorushead


Dec. 2, 2008 | 3:41 PM Spirosgod says:

A dick head???

Dec. 2, 2008 | 8:17 PM Fleshlight responds:

no, cocks please


Dec. 10, 2008 | 8:53 AM Xaxrox says:

dookiemaister

Dec. 10, 2008 | 11:04 AM Fleshlight responds:

woah woah woah!...woah...what?


Jan. 8, 2009 | 10:31 AM thegreatmorph says:

yummy.

Jan. 24, 2009 | 6:23 PM Fleshlight responds:

creamy goodness


Jan. 20, 2009 | 8:57 AM Firefoxrocks says:

does... he have... a penis?

Jan. 24, 2009 | 6:23 PM Fleshlight responds:

do...you have...a penis?

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